Stole Video Game Review for Playstation 2 (PS2), XBox and Nintendo Gamecube

As far as stealth games go, this one is bad. What I’m talking about? As far as any game goes, this one is bad. Do yourself a favor, don’t waste your time or money, skip this one. This game has absolutely no personality, just like its characters. The game is tedious at best, you can have more fun just staring at a box of cereal.

First of all, the plot of this game is completely and utterly devoid of interest, as well as the actual development. You play the game as Anya Romanov, who is a thief; she supposedly the best thief. However, for some reason, she follows the instructions of a former security officer whose name is Louie. Louie leads the missions throughout the game; he tells you everything you have to do so you don’t have anything to figure out for yourself. Basically, he just needs to pick locks, break safes, or hack computers. These take place on a measly four levels. Although there are minigames to play that all look the same.

The graphics suck, they are so bland they make a white room look colourful. Graphics are not only the short end of the stick, but are also reused everywhere, throughout the entire game. Shadows appear on the ground without any source (no light, no object, no shadow?). Sometimes the shadows even point in the wrong direction. The voice acting is terrible along with most of the sound in this game. Along with everything else in this game. All I have to conclude is that I wish I could get my time back.